February 2012
0 posts
January 2012
44 posts
Doing a sexy pose
laugh-out-loud-johntot:
Expectation:
Reality:
R.I.P. Henry
6/10/99-1/19/12
He’s been sick ever since I came home so I expected it.. He wasn’t eating when i left and started coughing again. I think its better this way, then he doesn’t have to suffer through heart operations or anything. I got a text this morning saying that he passed away.. he just stopped breathing. He already had troubles breathing because of that heart murmur. He...
“Enjoy college! Get as much out of it as you can because take it from me.. after...”
– Advice from my cousin..
Damn Gpa
EF! my engineering gpa is forever going to affect my overall gpa! Forever screwed. Damit it’s already hard enough trying to get good grades now i have to get better grades to make up for my old gpa or else i’m never going to be qualified for anything
mmmRosemary.: Naked vs. Nude →
rosemaryhuaaa:
“It’s easy to take your clothes off and have sex. … But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, futures, hopes, and dreams … that is being naked.”
The two words naked and nude always baffle me. Without looking up the formal denotative meaning of it, the…
When five year olds have a phone
laughingstation:
Who the hell you gonna call?
Barney?
Funny blog to follow!! Click this!
when five year olds have ipods…
what’s on there the wiggles???
"love never fails"
LOL wtf does that even mean. sure it can! allll theeee timeeeeeee.
December 2011
34 posts
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Definitely did this the other day...
Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
Me: That information is confidential.
