December 2011
34 posts
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Definitely did this the other day...
Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
Me: That information is confidential.
Henry:[...Heart Murmurs
ugh…. took my dog to the vet today… couldn’t diagnose him because the xrays cost too much but the doctor said that he has a heart murmur but they can’t tell how to fix it unless we do that and i just did some research and found:
Grades of Murmurs
Once detected, all murmurs are assigned one of six different grades:
Grades one and two: These are typically minor murmurs...
Why the hell am i up?
Jesus Christ I was so tired and now I just can’t sleep. I learned that I am truly lactose to pearl milk tea at night. Omg my stomach is friggin dying and its been like 4 hours UGHHHH. I had an important convo today that touched my soulll :) I wonder if that is why I’m still up…Damn Game over for the car ride to socal tomorrow, I’m going to be so knocked.
"it's complicated"
yusteponme:
I was talking to my aunt today about relationships and stuff and it’s really so true. younger people always explain shit as being complicated but in reality we are the reason shit gets complicated. we always find ways to make shit more complex than it really needs to be. things are always a yes or a no. if it’s a maybe it shouldn’t be even worth your time
when we are unhappy we...
Spontaneous Road Trip!
OMG I can’t believe my parents are letting me go friggin to Socal hella last second. I’m not sure if its due to certain circumstances that they are letting me go but WOOOO ROADDDDDTRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I’m about to have so much fun! I hope Amanda can go with Rosee and I cuz damn we’re going to be bonding for days. Its going to be a re-do roadtrip that will be better than last...
Tests
Getting a 100%
Getting a 90%
Getting an 80%
Getting a 70%
Getting a 60%Getting a 50% or lower
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Lol more like:
Getting a 100%
Getting a 90%
Getting an 80%
Getting a 70% or lower
Finals.
chrmas:
You can go fuck yourself.
Watchfaithalicious:
yusteponme:
jensenfromparty:
milaninthemaking:
jayyhunnyy:
alfonsina3:
Yeah Your Pretty But Why cant people be like you ? Hmmm well maybe cuz your the stupidest bitch ever !!!!! -.- STFU and talk normal
Lol.
AHAAHHA I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH AGAIN!
Gahhh Bless yuuu. Major grammar issues.
this bitch be a hot ass mess. stripes and cheetah? MMmMMM GIRLLLL
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Up, up, and away
this song has been stuck in my...